Talk About Ass Backwards

Whenever I get ready to go out I always do things in the wrong order. Take tonight for example. I straightened my hair, washed my face, put on my makeup (so far so good right?). Then I got dressed, promptly screwing up my makeup and messing up my hair. So I redid my makeup and fixed my hair. Only then did I decide that I wanted to put contacts in. So I put contacts in messing up my makeup. So my makeup's now been redone three times over the course of the prep time. And, after all that, I'm stuck waiting for James to get off work so we can go out. I've been waiting for about an hour and a half. So, in theory, I could have had a shower like I usually do and done all the prep stuff before getting dressed and putting makeup on. If only I'd thought it through a little bit more.